( searching 1901 episodes of Triangle and Robert!)

• Triangle and Robert #1

  You call THIS a comic strip? What are we supposed to BE? I mean, honestly, if you can't draw, you have no business trying to write a comic strip. I don't even have EYES! Shut up or you're both going in the screen saver. At least we'd be colored IN there! Is this strip over yet?
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1

• Triangle and Robert #10

  So here we are, stranded in a desolate comic strip with no hope of rescue. Any ideas? As far as I can figure, the only thing we can do is have some sort of hilarious misadventure. Ever done that before? No. I was kind of hoping you'd know how. Maybe check the yellow pages?
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?10

• Triangle and Robert #100

  Happy 100th strip from all of us at Triangle and Robert and The Locust Garden! And while the fools are occupied with the 100th strip festivities, I shall set my plan into action.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?100

• Triangle and Robert #1000

  ... this is the best you could do for strip 1,000? Sadly, yes. Don't strain yourself. ... I hope I'm not the punchline. {{signed: pshaughn}}
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1000

• Triangle and Robert #1001

  Never do that again. I'm not promising anything. It didn't even advance the plot. Everything is the plot. Except when it's non-canonical or you pretend it didn't happen. Those too are plot, of a sort. Was Cube the punchline? No. I was.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1001

• Triangle and Robert #1002

  Is the submarine ready? More or less. Is this trip really necessary? I mean, aren't there other sites with Fourth Race technology that are less... underwater? None in working order. The automata of Tetris have maintained the city. On the way there you'll have to tell me what you know about Tetris. That won't take long.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1002

• Triangle and Robert #1003

  Why... Hi! I'm Prozac the Submarine! That's it, the expedition's off. Why is he a submarine? I don't know, I don't care, I'm not going. We can find another vehicle. All aboard?
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1003

• Triangle and Robert #1004

  Hey Triangle, I... What? Why is he a submarine? I'm trying very hard not to care. Now what is it? I just found a... no, this is bugging me. I'm going to ask why he's a submarine. Splash splash!
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1004

• Triangle and Robert #1005

  The pharmaceutical one has become the submarine of the wacky rhombus and the Chosen One. I find myself baffled. It's definitely a puzzle! Everyone, I talked it over with Mr. the Bear and I think I understand the situation. I'll have to tell you between strips, though, the Cartoonist hasn't figured it out yet. Well, I've figured out PART of it, he's being drawn toward Tetris because of his potential destiny to found the Eighth Race. It's just the whole rest of the situation I haven't figured out.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1005

• Triangle and Robert #1006

  Any questions? Why haven't the other potential Eighth Race founders turned into submarines? They don't need to go to Tetris. They already have enough power. Also, I don't think they could change shape anyway. Prozac is a very special case. How do we get to Tetris now that Prozac gutted the real sub? You could use a giant water beetle.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1006

• Triangle and Robert #1007

  Pardon me... do you HAVE any giant water beetles? But of course. On the voyage to Tetris... How exactly are we breathing? Are we breathing? I'm taking care of that. [[DEHYDRATED OXYGEN]]
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1007

• Triangle and Robert #1008

  Prozac sighted to aft starboard and closing! Does a beetle have a starboard? I'm an ice cream man, not an etymologist. No, you're an archaeologist. And you mean "entomologist", not "etymologist". No, I mean "etymologist". It's a question of the origin of the word "starboard".
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1008

• Triangle and Robert #1009

  Prozac is overtaking us. Is that a problem? I don't... think so.... I doubt he's going to interfere with us. Can this beetle go any faster? I don't know. Robert didn't go into detail. This thing doesn't have a kitchen!
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1009

• Triangle and Robert #101

  Waiter, I want to complain about this fortune cookie. What's the problem? It says my lucky number is Patrick McGoohan. And your problem is? He is not a number, he is a free man!
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?101

• Triangle and Robert #1010

  [[Linda, Mr. Disease, Triangle, Robert, and Cube are traveling to the ancient city of Tetris aboard a giant water beetle.]] It's a giant beetle! Of course it doesn't have a kitchen! I have been in giant beetles that had kitchens. When? When have you ever been in a giant beetle before? At the moment I cannot remember the exact circumstances. Mr. Disease! Stop teasing the Meat Sentry! We're almost there.
  
  

  http://tr.froup.com/tr.pl?1010